A friend of mine sent this to me in email. I read this while at work and hit the floor laughing. I literally had tears in my eyes. Must share.
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Brandon L. Rucker is a musician and writer of fiction, nonfiction and journalism. Armed with grammar and diction, plus an uncanny sense of rhythm and melody, he is at-large and potentially dangerous. Be wary. View all posts by Brandon L. Rucker